Poor Screech Cropped and Photoshopped Out of Existence by Mean-spirited People Photo Department

If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm a mess / And the dog ate all my homework last night.

When your friendly Vulture editors first saw that the cast of Saved by the Bell had been reunited by the deep-pocketed idea thieves over at People magazine, our first thought was "How is Jimmy Fallon going to sleep tonight?" However, after that passed, our hearts immediately went out to one Dustin "Screech" Diamond, who has spent the last few years suffering through career indignitiesSource: Vulture RSS Feed